[HILARIOUSLY i've thought about giving him more paul icons bc it's a more appropriate age/look than the more baby-faced appearance he has in some of these. faolan's not a serial killer i swear, he's actually a good guy who is just very irish and very grumpy and paul/the pb makes just the right of grumpy irish squinty faces for the character. ALSO YES I WELCOME THIS CR!!! ahem]
I don't typically go around kidnapping anyone, whether I know them or not, so...
[it is!!! but from first season ouat when he was playing the huntsman, hence the babyface haha. also my apologies for faolan in advance HE TAKES HIMSELF SERIOUSLY.....]
I...
[Faolan supposes he'll give him the benefit of the doubt. He looks the picture over and gives his honest opinion.]
You're not unattractive. I suppose it would depend on the motive. Whether your family has money, or your friends. What they thought they might be able to get from you otherwise. How much trouble they thought you might be worth and whether or not they determined kidnapping you would be worth the risk.
[This is all hitting rather far too close to home, after Laurent's memory of the drugs in his water, truth be told.]
born and raised here things were normal no weird apps on our phones no missing colors no strange memories
i mean literally take out everything that retrospec has opened our eyes to and that's where we were at
tbh? i don't miss it too much life's like an exciting adventure now even if it's a bit annoying but i bet knights and warriors got annoyed too so a small price to pay
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I don't typically go around kidnapping anyone, whether I know them or not, so...
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okay good to know
now if it were like... anyone else, not you specifically, do you think they'd kidnap me
look i'm gonna send you a pic
[here's a selfie]
prime target for a kidnap y/n
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I...
[Faolan supposes he'll give him the benefit of the doubt. He looks the picture over and gives his honest opinion.]
You're not unattractive. I suppose it would depend on the motive. Whether your family has money, or your friends. What they thought they might be able to get from you otherwise. How much trouble they thought you might be worth and whether or not they determined kidnapping you would be worth the risk.
[This is all hitting rather far too close to home, after Laurent's memory of the drugs in his water, truth be told.]
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wow uh i didn't realise there was a lot to consider in terms of a kidnapping
guess it would /really/ depend on motive huh
you got experience in this?
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In a matter of speaking. I work in private security. It's my job to guard against that sort of a threat.
Are you in some kind of trouble?
[You're the one asking him if you look like you could be targeted for a kidnapping after all.]
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hey are you that bodyguard from ireland that doctor lutece was talking about?
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I am a bodyguard and I am from Ireland, so. Perhaps?
(ooc: SORRY i got distracted by this new plot, i'd love to continue this thread though!)
LET'S DO THIS
but i'll take my chances!
anyway it's nice to meet you
YES GOOD
[Wait.]
She was talking about me?
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It certainly will take some getting used to.
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[That is true, after all, Dave had said it had only really been within the year that all of this had started to pop up.]
How long have you lived here then? What was it like before all of this?
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things were normal
no weird apps on our phones
no missing colors
no strange memories
i mean literally take out everything that retrospec has opened our eyes to and that's where we were at
tbh? i don't miss it too much
life's like an exciting adventure now even if it's a bit annoying
but i bet knights and warriors got annoyed too so a small price to pay
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An exciting adventure. And just what exactly does that entail? Besides the missing colors and added memories of course.
[No one is going to actually kidnap you, are they...?]